You have a hair drug test, which means something major is going on. Hopefully, you’re about to get hired for a job. But, if instead someone is invading your privacy and conducting unreasonable search and seizure which is against the Constitution of the United States, and against medical codes, extracting medical information by force, don’t worry, we still gotcha. We’re on your side, as well as top-notch products like Old Style Aloe Toxin Rid.

What Is a Hair Drug Test?

A hair drug test will detect if you have done any drugs in the last 90 days (3 months). This is because they test the 1.5 inches of hair coming from the scalp. Hair grows .5 inches per month, so 3 times that is a 90-day window of detection. Hair follicle drug testing is very accurate, however, you can beat it using some good practices.

Why Do They Choose Hair Drug Test?

Well, in 2022 some employers may want your hair for various reasons. This can happen randomly if an employer just really hates drug users, or has lost family members to overdose. Maybe they don’t want any financial risk because of someone who may become ill and cost them insurance dollars, or may take money or equipment to feed a drug habit. Or, sometimes you get into a bit of trouble and have an accident in a company vehicle. If in the security services, you may have fired a weapon in a questionable situation. But we’re all human, we gotcha. We’re not gonna tell you what to do. We will describe what others have done to keep their medical information private and stop those who are searching and seizing medical information in the form of body parts, spit, and excrement. That seems unreasonable. However, there are a lot of effective remedies, such as Old Style Aloe Toxin Rid, you should have some time to prepare. Also, all follicle detox methods include a lot of repetitive actions, because hair can contain THC metabolites for a long time.

They may want your hair for legal reasons. If that is the case, we should warn you – you could be breaking the law in some states or federal laws if you try to conceal drug use. We suggest you do not do that. You will be fine. You are tough and resilient. You will learn from the experience. Life is only going to get better when you get through this. Go with that tao.

Also, you may need to pass this test to keep your children. And unfortunately, as you will see further down, hair tests are not 100% accurate if you are newly abstinent. Your hair can sometimes get contaminated by exogenous sources. This has been scientifically demonstrated. Your new growth can be contaminated by your old hair if you have been ordered to be abstinent and have complied. So even if you were abstinent, you may need to use these methods. Find the studies further down or in the bibliography and show them to your lawyers. These tests are not absolutely accurate. The lack of accuracy in their results can work against you or for you, so there’s hope.

Lastly, doctors may want your hair. They want to be sure you are not doing drugs. Most often, they will take your urine sample – it’s cheaper and faster. But sometimes they may have the incentive to do a more expensive test, which a hair test most certainly is.

If you want to drive trucks, you might get a hair drug test. If you are involved in an accident or shooting, you could get a hair drug test.

How Does a Hair Drug Test Work?

You may or may not get notice. If you are testing for a job in 2022, you must have gotten through the interview so you’re up there buddy, as long as you get these drug metabolites out of your hair and it is scientifically proven that you can. 

What about this study? 

International Journal of Legal Medicine, 1997

Influence of the cosmetic treatment of hair on drug testing

“ In all cases the drug content in hair that had undergone cosmetic treatment decreased in comparison to untreated hair.”

The reduction was in the range of 40% to 60 % for hard drugs and 30 % for marijuana. That’s from one round of bleaching and dyeing. In methods like the Jerry G method (we will explain it, relax, you got this), you do two rounds of bleaching and dyeing, then use an alkalizing agent, a triple whammy. 

You may have a few days to prepare, if so, you can try the Jerry G Method. If you have to pass a hair drug test in 24 hours (1 day), you could try the Macujo Method; however, the Jerry G Method of bleaching and dyeing might still be preferable you will just have to adjust it a bit by bleaching and dyeing twice closer together than  10 days. Also, Jerry G Method can be performed only if you have Old Style Aloe Toxin Rid.

How Testing Is Done

On test day, you may come into the workplace and meet a technician or you may have to go to a lab like LabCorp. They will take a snippet of your hair and test the 1.5 inches of hair closest to the scalp (90-day detection window. They will then send it off to the lab. The lab will put it in a solvent and an ELISA test will be performed. If positive, Gas Chromatography may be used to confirm the result. 

Researchers say tests are NOT accurate!

According to an analysis in the Journal of Clinical Toxicology (2018), the results can still be confounded, especially if the hair is segmented in an attempt to reveal a time course of drug use. For example, someone who has been told by a court to abstain a month ago can contaminate his hair 2 months ago. And on a test, this may give a false impression that the person has not abstained. So this is another reason to treat your hair before going in, where legal. You may get a false positive from getting drug residues in your hair from other people smoking, or from your own older hair. But, before applying any hair cleansing method, check your local laws. They can’t generally get you for bleaching and dyeing unless they really want you for some reason and charge you with tampering with evidence or forgery which has happened. Check your local laws. Make sure detox products are legal where you are before purchasing.

A study on Addiction (2017) looked at a cohort of young people in the UK. They concluded:

“Hair analysis provides an unreliable marker of substance use in general population samples”. 

So if two studies say hair tests are inaccurate and children are being taken away from parents and innocent persons are being put in prison, why do employers and law enforcement use it? Simple, War on Drugs is the War on People. They go to private prisons and work for one dollar an hour to buy a commissary. It’s also a slavery scheme targeting poor black and white youth. Therefore, another reason to use these methods is that the tests are proven to be unreliable, especially if you have just begun abstinence as you have been ordered. 

Even if you abstain, your hair close to the scalp may be contaminated from your long hair or from smoke or using combs and other hair accessories which can be contaminated. Even hair products containing alcohol and hand sanitizers can contaminate your hair and the judge isn’t gonna wanna hear it. But enough fear-mongering because you have the solutions for your body and hair right here. 

Hair follicle drug test detection times

How long does marijuana stay in your hair follicles? We have a very detailed answer for you:

Macujo and Jerry G methods

Jerry G Method

This is the best method since it is scientifically proven to work. You are going to bleach and dye your hair, 10 days apart. Your hair follicle structure will be damaged, but marijuana residues will be washed away. If you don’t have 10 days, just bleach and dye your hair twice with as many days in between as you have. And yes, you can do it at home. If you have just one day, just do it twice a few hours apart. We’ve shown you the study that showed bleaching and dyeing works, now let’s look at the shampoos you’re gonna use in both of these methods.

Detox shampoo to pass a hair follicle drug test

Zydot Ultra Clean

This is the best, most affordable detox shampoo to pass a hair drug test.

A study in the International Journal of Legal  Medicine studied Zydot shampoo and if it can get drug metabolites out of hair. 

“However, a slight decrease in drug concentrations could mostly be observed e.g. cocaine (n = 10) -5%, 6-MAM (n = 12) -9%, morphine (n = 12) -26%, THC (n = 4) -36%. “

The reductions were not enough alone to prevent detection, but combined with the Jerry G Method, it most certainly can allow one to pass a drug test and also help prevent false positive results.

Old Style Aloe Toxin Rid: hair follicle drug testing shampoo

You’re also going to be using Old Style Aloe Toxin Rid. Aloe Rid doesn’t have a scientific study and can be expensive but people swear by it. It’s a hefty shampoo and prices have come down. It is the original detox shampoo. It is expensive because it is highly sought after. If you have the money, go ahead and get it. If you don’t, just get an extra bottle of Zydot Ultra clean. We’re not gonna tell you to break the bank on detox shampoos, but if you’ve got the money, this is surely something important because they don’t do hair tests unless it’s important, so you may have to cough up the money. Order directly from the current manufacturer, that is important, there are fakes out there in 2022. is where you wanna go. 

Enough blabbing. Here’s how to be a Jerry G, the G is for gangsta. Nah, I think he was a nerd who went to and did some experiments.
An at-home chemist, our friend Jerry. He’s got your back and we got your back.


  1. Two bottles of bleach, your natural hair color. You want it to be your natural color because you don’t need them to focus on the fact that you bleached your hair. They may choose to take hair from your pubes or armpits if you come in with purple hair. That is unreasonable search and seizure when they are demanding pubic hair, but constitutional freedoms have been eroded due to racism and classism. During the opioid epidemic, the War on Drugs started coming for poor  whites and the middle class. When you see it happening to the underclasses, that’s just practice, so learn to stand up before it happens to you.
  2. Box of Zydot Ultra Clean.
  3. Bottle of Toxin Rid. 
  4. Towel.
  5. Decontaminated combs. You may need to get new combs. Replace or strongly wash all your hair accessories because they can recontaminate your hair. 
  6. Baking soda. You will make it into a paste by adding a little water.


  • Abstinence is the first step, stop whatever drugs you are doing. They will contaminate your hair from the outside or through your sweat. Therefore, don’t use drugs the day of the test just because it won’t get into your hair that fast, it can get into your hair from the outside or when you sweat.
  • Bleach and dye your hair at home. Your hair dye needs to contain ammonia and it needs to be the same color as your natural hair.
  • Shampoo with Toxin Rid.
  • On the day before your test, bleach, and dye again.
  • Put a baking soda water paste in your hair and leave it in for 15 minutes. This is a strong alkaline base that gets those drug residues neutralized and undetectable. Jerry G, g is for genius, and we thank you.
  • Shampoo with Zydot. Rinse and dry and you’re a superstar. 

The Macujo Method

Some people prefer this method, especially if they only have one day to prepare and don’t want to dye their hair.


  1. Disposable Gloves
  2. Shower caps
  3. Pink Clean and Clear acne wash
  4. Pack of liquid Tide detergent
  5. White vinegar
  6. Warm water
  7. Zydot Ultra Clean Shampoo
  8. Aloe Toxin Rid Shampoo
  9. Towel
  10. Baking soda
  11. Sink
  12. Goggles
  13. New combs and hair accessories that are not contaminated.

Macujo Method Directions

  1. Give your hair a thorough rinse. This will get out the protective oils so you can break into the cuticles and arrest the drug residues to avoid being arrested in front of your children.
  2. Get your clean and clear, this has salicylic acid which will completely get the protective oils off just like it gets the oils off the faces of horny teens. Put on a shower cap and leave it in for half an hour. Make sure you get down to the scalp cuz that’s what will be tested. Massage in your head for 5 minutes.
  3. Rinse thoroughly.
  4. Shampoo the hair twice with your Toxin Rid superstar shampoo.
  5. Make a baking soda paste and put it in your hair for 5 minutes. Rinse it out. 
  6. Use a few drops of tide detergent. Shampoo it in and rinse it out. This has proteases to break down proteins and bust out the drug residues so they can skip town without detection and you won’t have to skip down.
  7. Put the vinegar in your hair, always to the hair closest to the scalp. Let it sit for 3 to 5 minutes. 
  8. Use your Zydot Shampoo and you’re good to go.
  9. Put the baking soda paste in the hair. Let it sit for 5 minutes. Rinse and dry.

Many people will do this more than one time to get better results. We would say do it to your tolerance. Avoid chemical burns by being mindful. THC and weed stay in your hair follicles for up to 90 days so you will want to repeat this method more than once and certainly on test day and possibly the day before. Whatever your tolerance and according to how much of the equipment you can afford. Good luck buddy!

How NOT To Pass Hair Follicle Drug Test?

Here’s what not to do:

  1. Don’t shave your head. They will disqualify you or they will take hair from other parts of the body.
  2. Don’t dye your hair any color other than your natural color. They may disqualify you or take hair sample from another part of the body.
  3. Do not damage your skin. You can protect your hands with gloves, and your ears with petroleum jelly, as well as your hairline.
  4. Don’t use old and contaminated combs and brushes – throw them out of your home!
  5. Please don’t go around people using drugs, it could get into your hair follicle structure.
  6. Don’t wear old hair pins or other accessories as they could be contaminated.
  7. Try to avoid sweating as sweat can recontaminate hair.
  8. Don’t eat poppy seeds or take any unprescribed medications or herbs like kratom that might be tested for. If you have prescriptions for scheduled drugs, ask the tester if you can take them and if not, ask your doctor if you can stop or be put on something non-scheduled. 
  9. Don’t use hair products containing alcohol.

FAQs About Hair Detox Shampoos

  1. Old Style Toxin Rid shampoo used to be made by Nexxus. They discontinued it possibly because it was being used to beat drug tests and they didn’t want that image. They wanted it to be used to detox the hair of heavy metals and other harmful substances. Instead, people were using it to pass drug tests. It could get a bad image and they are part of a giant corporation. They don’t do their dirt out in the open. 
  2. So people who had leftover batches started selling it for in excess of $300 a bottle. Unbelievable. But their life was literally on the line. People get murdered in prison, all they did was smoke a little weed now they could lose their children or be raped in prison. War on Drugs. It is said that the US is the first society where more men are raped than women, this is because of the prison rape of people incarcerated mostly for drugs, and most often that drug is marijuana. Politicians from the Nixon administration admitted that the War on Drugs was created to target minorities.  
  3. CNN reported in an article called Report: Aide says Nixon’s war on drugs targeted blacks, hippies   reported that Nixon aide John Ehrlichman admitted: ‘“You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities,” Ehrlichman said. “We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course, we did.”
  4. Zydot Ultra Clean has a scientific study backing its use in the Macujo and Jerry G methods. The study is referenced previously.
  5. In 2019, a study in Drug Test and Analysis tested 4 detox shampoos to see if they could get  alcohol residues out of the hair or make them undetectable. They found a winner, it was Folli-Cleanse High Voltage. This shampoo has to be used over a period of time. You will need to leave it on your hair for at least an hour, to achieve your goals. It will take several washes and you will need to massage and leave it in the hair for several hours.  You can also use it over several days if you have the time


If you have a hair test, it’s for something important. It is expensive and employers and courts don’t want to pay for it unless there is serious business going on. Also, it is scientifically proven these tests are inaccurate and should not be used without other evidence. You can’t tell that to a judge but your lawyer can. Show him the studies in the bibliography which prove it. This science is an invasion of privacy and illegal search and seizure of body parts and medical information.

It is an illegal, racist practice, now turned on the general population, blacks, whites, Asians, and Native Americans. Children are taken away from their parents using tests that are scientifically proven to be inaccurate. You have to protect yourself and your liberty. You can do that by being clever. You can’t change the world, but you can save yourself and the world will be better for it.

If you have a drug problem you can get help. If you have severe anxiety or depression, do see a psychiatrist and a counselor slash psychotherapist.  We consulted a psychotherapist for this article. He has seen drug use destroy people’s lives and has dealt with drug use in professional settings for decades. The underlying mood issues must be addressed. Once you stop using drugs and hopefully pass your drug test, no amount of tricks will stop you from going to prison or losing your children if you are again caught with drugs or engaging in dangerous criminal activities to get drugs. You are not a bad person. 

You have to start with loving yourself, then you have to address the underlying biological mood problem. You may need medication or you may need meditation. You can learn to control your mood and nervous system function at will with meditation. It’s a new day for you, take the pledge, and go get help. You will find a family of like-minded individuals who have been through what you have been through. 

Other tests: urine and saliva

If you show up with your hair fried because things didn’t go as planned, you may get a urine test. Fear not. These are the easiest to beat.  All you have to do is use a process called dilution. Dilution dilutes the  drug metabolites in your pee and then adds back markers the testers will be looking for, including smell, yellow color, creatinine, and balanced electrolytes.

The easiest way to do dilution is to get a bottle of Mega Clean by Detoxify and just follow the instructions.

It’s gonna run you $ 40 bucks.

B vitamins turn your pee yellow. If it’s completely clear, they will know you have diluted it. This is not often illegal but it will disqualify you. You will have to test again, so that’s why this drink has all your b-vitamins. It also has several natural diuretics that make you produce more pee. It also has zinc which is known to help you get false positives, don’t you love science? 

Zinc reduces the detection of cocaine, methamphetamine, and THC by ELISA urine testing. And creatine makes your creatinine levels normal rather than dilute. You wanna take this drink 2 hours before your test. After 15 minutes, refill with water and drink it down. Pee a few times. You’re ready. If you can’t get the drink, you can still dilute it with home remedies.. 2 hours before your test, have a big, giant, well-salted steak. 

If you don’t have steak, any large mammal meat will have significant amounts of creatine, and you need to salt it well to get your electrolytes. Now take a multivitamin, preferably a b-vitamin complex with several b-vitamins. If you don’t have that, just take a multivitamin. Also, your meat will have b-vitamins so don’t fret if you don’t have a multivitamin. 

After your steak, drink 16 ounces of green tea with a dash of baking soda (half a teaspoon). Wait 15 minutes, and have another 16 ounces. Pee a few times, go to your test. You will pee clean for about 5 hours. Again, don’t tell anyone you did this, and don’t do it where it’s illegal, check your local laws. However, they can’t tell you you can’t eat steak or drink green tea while searching your genitals and seizing your bodily fluids. That is unconstitutional.  
Finally, if you have a saliva test, just swish for a few minutes with hydrogen peroxide, the kind from the grocery store, 3 %. You should be using it anyway as it may help prevent Covid-19 from making it into the lungs.

Thanks for reading and protecting your rights to privacy which we value exceptionally. We look forward to you passing your test with a clean sample, free of pot due to the cleansing products we have shown are the last means of making sure cannabis and other drugs are not detected. Good luck!