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You expect Dino to get all warm ‘n’ woozy on eggnogged versions of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” and “White Christmas.” (And smell the fumes coming from those “Silver Bells”!) But when the Besotted One lifts a tumbler with an appropriately red-nosed “Rudy,” man, that’s just sick. —Sean Daly