’Cause lookin’ cool ain’t easy.
Age: 24
Occupation: Lockheed Martin employee
Residence: Rockville
Spotted: last night’s Strokes concert, DAR Constitution Hall
Hipster Giveaway: bright-yellow Dickies dress with black leggings and tie
Style Definition: “Fashion before comfort. Don’t shun the ‘80s just because it was a really bad decade.”
Ironic Footwear: black, graffitied Chuck Taylor high-tops
Excessories: four neon-glitter plastic bangles—“15 tickets each from Dave & Buster’s!”
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Brush-Off: “I just kinda put on what was clean and laying out.”