’Cause lookin’ cool ain’t easy.

Name: Crystal Canja

Age: 24

Occupation: Lockheed Martin employee

Residence: Rockville

Spotted: last night’s Strokes concert, DAR Constitution Hall

Hipster Giveaway: bright-yellow Dickies dress with black leggings and tie

Style Definition: “Fashion before comfort. Don’t shun the ‘80s just because it was a really bad decade.”

Ironic Footwear: black, graffitied Chuck Taylor high-tops

Excessories: four neon-glitter plastic bangles—“15 tickets each from Dave & Buster’s!”

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Brush-Off: “I just kinda put on what was clean and laying out.”

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