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’Cause lookin’ cool ain’t easy.

Name: Justin Kielsgard

Age: 24

Occupation: manages local hip-hop band Panacea; plays the “typewriter and xylophone and hand claps” in Igloo’s Bitch

Residence: Cleveland Park

Spotted: 11:15 p.m., 18th and D Streets NW

Hipster Giveaway: Stereolab T-shirt, brown corduroy pants, and rectangular Versace glasses

Style Definition: “hobo-chic”

Found Objects: thrift-store blazer, hat stolen from a friend

Ironic Footwear: “thrift-store leather shoes”

Prep Time: 1 minute

Brush-Off: “I slept in everything but the blazer.”