In today’s mail:

second floor of the Wilson Building, Dr. Gandhi, I took the liberty of opening your junk mail for you. Inside is a flyer for “THE UPDATED 2006 ESTATE TAX PLANNING AND INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT SEMINAR,” which promises to “help protect your estate and eliminate a significant amount of unnecessary shrinkage.”

Your choice of locations, Nat: Morton’s downtown on June 22 or the Wesley Heights Chef Geoff’s on June 27.