“Many of you said it was hot out there today. But that’s symbolic of where we are in Washington, D.C. ’Cause D.C. is hot, folks. D.C. is hot!” —mayoral candidate and D.C. Council Chairman Linda Cropp, May 5

I mean, Jesus, Linda—D.C.’s hot, but I didn’t know it was this hot. Near the intersection of 14th Street and Arkansas Avenue NW:

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