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What’s the District’s chief exec really up to today?

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 2006

Event: remarks, opening reception for City Hall Art Collection

Time: 6 p.m.

Location: ground-floor atrium, John A. Wilson Building, 1350 Pennsylvania Ave. NW

The Lowdown: Hear us, Tony: We want penis! We want penis! We want penis!