Your City Paper comes early this week! In it, you’ll find:

  • John Metcalfe on a fellow who’s spent years in the area living in some exclusive neighborhoods, all without much of a penny to his name.
  • Dave Jamieson on the return of famed smash-and-grab criminal Nathan Johnson.
  • In Loose Lips: James Jones on why Adrian Fenty‘s now the baseball stadium’s best friend. Plus: why all those Ward 4 and Ward 7 council hopefuls jumped the gun with their exploratory committees.
  • In Show & Tell: Jessica Gould on the travails of the Hirshhorn’s loading dock.
  • In Cheap Seats: Dave McKenna looks at homegrown sports-apparel marketing juggernaut Under Armour.
  • In Young & Hungry: Tim Carman on the interesting things Zola is doing with honey.
  • Plus film (Jenkins on Bobby), music, theater, and more