There is absolutely nothing wrong with reselling tickets to a sold-out benefit concert at a premium.

If you’re an asshole.

Hey, sale-289524526@craigslist.org, here’s an awesome offer: How about not trying to profit off a sick kid?

Hey, sale-288431024@craigslist.org and sale-291007608@craigslist.org, both of whom are looking for best offers themselves, I’m sure any number of folks would be happy to meet you at will call Sunday night—-I might just be there myself!

Here’s how you redeem yourselves, jackasses: Follow the lead of sale-290724503@craigslist.org, who’s pledged to donate anything they get over the ticket price to the Robbins family.

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