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Shins, last night from DAR Constitution Hall: Do they allow drinking here at Congressional (sic) Hall?

D.C.: Yes.

Shins: God bless those Daughters of the American Revolution. Those sexy little daughters. Sewing them flag underwear and shit.

D.C.: Ha, ha, ha.

Shins: So we went to the Hirshhorn Museum today.

D.C.: Were you the only ones there?

Shins: Ha, ha, ha. We also went to the National Archives. It was the (insert booming voice) 3-D Constitution.

D.C.: Ha, ha, ha.

Shins (in fake Congressional voice): We move that this show from henceforth be topless.

D.C.: So take it off.

Shins: Ha, ha, ha.