Yesterday, a Brookland resident posted these items for “sales and giveaways” on her neighborhood message board. The key is the last item.

1) Metal baseball bat
2) Corvette stingray model kit
3) Kites – the two handed kind
4) Model balsa wood airplane kit
5) Big living room coffee table – is painted, and can be repainted
6) Small closet like structure that would be attached to wall, with a
7) Lots of really good puzzles (500 and 1000 pieces), but only to
someone who LOVES puzzles

And I thought people in Brookland just obsessed over their yards.