What’s the District’s chief exec really up to today?

TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 2007

Event: remarks, National Zoo Tai Shan announcement

Time: 9 a.m.

Location: National Zoo, Fujifilm Giant Panda Habitat, 3001 Connecticut Ave. NW

The Lowdown: To maintain District’s cute-furry-animal supremacy, Fenty to deploy strike team to assassinate Knut.