City Paper is not for tourists
I still haven’t found my discount pap smear. I think it doesn’t exist in D.C. I did, however, discover that women can crash the gay men’s health clinic at Whitman Walker on Tuesday and Thursday nights from 6 to 7:30 and get a full panel of STD tests for free. The gentlemen are a little confused but very nice. Be advised to arrive as early as possible. During normal hours, clinic also offers GYN exams. For $200. Yeeeikes.