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  • Ben’s Chili Bowl?
  • that strip club in Petworth?
  • the Shrimp Boat?
  • Rock Creek Park [it’s kinda dry right now]?

[We know this isn’t funny, but it’s just that, well, the burning of Eastern Market and the Georgetown Public Library has led this office to get to speculatin’. These things come in threes, you know.]