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It’s hotter than hell, right? My neighborhood pool isn’t supposed to be open on weekdays for a few more weeks. But I just called up and was told that the guards here and at other D.C. pools have been called into work this evening because of the heat wave.

I don’t think I’ve ever written anything nice about our government, but here goes: Thanks, D.C.

That wasn’t so bad.