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In this week’s City Paper, you’ll find:

  • The multitalented Franklin Schneider on what, exactly, has happened to the bees. Everyone says they have no idea what’s going on, but that’s not entirely true.
  • Angela Valdez on one Matin Sedigh, an American University graduate who returned to his alma mater in April to break into the registrar’s office to change his grades. It didn’t go so well for him.
  • In Loose Lips: James Jones on why Dorothy Brizill‘s getting sued in Guam, of all places. Plus: Top mayoral lawyer finds it hard to find a District homestead.
  • In Cheap Seats: Dave McKenna on how 15-year-old Eddie Lu helped a fallen-on-hard-times Arlington chess team back to the promised land.
  • In Show & Tell: Jessica Gould explains how clubowners are turning to security consultants to help prevent potentially business-closing violence this summer.
  • In Young & Hungry: Tim Carman‘s got some News Bites for y’all.
  • Plus Ask Bob, Suit Yourself, film, music, theater, and more