Midseason Record: 36-52 (.409, 10 GB)

Projected Record: 66-96

The Nats are back! Don’t get confused if, like me, you went on vacation and there were, like, two guys you never heard of—welcome back, D’Angelo Jimenez!—playing when you returned: this season is rounding the corner! This feature’s name probably won’t prove prophetic, but there’s still enough weirdness around this team to keep them enjoyable through the dog days. To wit:

Also, the Nats play in Florida tonight.