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Tracking the Nats’ historic chase of the ’62 Mets

Current Record: 37-54 (.407, 14 GB)

Projected Record: 65-97

Nats pitchers Forced to Assert They’re Not “One of Those Guys Who’s a Head Hunter”: 1

Chance any “Head Hunters” Are Spending Much Time Scoping Washington’s Bullpen: 0

Parsing the Loss: Nationals 3, Florida 5.

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