No word yet on Whole Foods Market stores in D.C., but lucky longhairs in Maryland and Virginia may soon be able to duck out of the upscale food chain with baggies of…hemp pretzels.

And what better way to improve the taste of dough and salt than by adding a little rope material to the mix? It’s not just pretzels. The Pennsylvania company also promises hemp mustard, peanut-butter-and-hemp-filled nuggets, and a bunch of other treats. Personally, I’m looking forward to the hemp-seed baklava.