Kids fuck. You wanna know what kids in the District think about fucking and getting tested for HIV? I’m not sure you do. But Metro TeenAIDS worked up a survey of 13-to-24 year olds and released the somewhat-disturbing/somewhat-expected results on its Web site recently. OK. Recently is a bit of a stretch. Try June. But it’s August and no one here has a thing to say about Merv.

So the news nugget for those not reading Merv obits: A surprising number of young gay/bi males opted to get tested but failed to show up to get the results of their tests. You can find the full survey here.