In this week’s City Paper:

• Joe Eaton travels to an Ocean City motel and finds cheap beer and death—-but no Russian prostitutes.
• In the District Line, Jason Cherkis reports on Southwest’s backyard-DJ scene.
• In Cheap Seats: Dave McKenna on how even Agawam, Mass., is dealing with Dan Snyder‘s parking fees.
• In Show & Tell, Jessica Gould reports on clubs that have attempted to skirt the District’s smoking ban.
• In Arts, film reviews from Tricia Olszewski and Mark Jenkins and Joe Warminsky on longtime Texas hiphop duo UGK’s Underground Kingz.

Plus: News Bites from Young & Hungry columnist Tim Carman, Artifacts, Savage Love, and more.