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A Roundup of Morning Roundups

Baffling variety shows take over the United States: Univision is the most popular network in America. Plus, 1) Jack Cafferty has fans? 2) Run, Weiner, run! (Fishbowl DC)

In Ethiopia, it’s still 1999! That’s also true about Britain, but it’s on the same calendar as us. Plus, mobsters go to jail, and why do all these shady fundraisers keep giving my family money*? (The Ag)

Every time you see the date September 11, you will be reminded that it’s September 11. Plus, crime, and memories of Tom Cruise. (DCist)

Finally, a Super Tuesday no one in Washington has to care about. (Idolator)