A Roundup of Morning Roundups

Obama naked! David Vitter, David Ritter—-who can keep all these perverts straight? Plus, motorcycles cure stupidity. (The Ag)

Ha ha bridge and tunnelers, you have much pain ahead of you. Plus, what’s with all these hate crimes? TOTALLY UNCOOL! And talk about burying the lede: PG kids denied the pleasure of seeing hundreds of people destroyed by lasers, forced to watch act of love instead. (DCist)

All of the newspapers in America are writing about the same things. (Today’s Papers)

Failed war fails to lift failing ratings. Dave Eggers gets even more money than you. And just because you managed the Ramones doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a pedophile. (Media News)