A Roundup of Morning Roundups

Metro General Manager John Catoe will single-handedly ruin today’s lovely weather. But it’s OK, because it’s about to rain free condoms. (DCist)

The Humbertos of the world fume as their hurricane gets picked on. My question: Does it count if the “H” is silent? Plus! The best accessory for the best dressed is the baby bump! (The Ag)

They’re in, they’re out, they turn themselves about….As the soldiers’ future is debated, papers surge their coverage. NYT looks at the troops; WP looks at…Washington. (Today’s Papers)

We’re moving to a Warner world, just like the prophets said. Oh, and everyone is smarter than the GOP. Keep up, guys! (Wonkette)

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