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A Roundup of Morning Roundups

“Don’t Taser me, bro” officially bumps “wide stance” from its top spot on the topical humor chart. Plus, Republicans refuse to “toss off” Larry Craig.” (The Ag)

Speaking of Republicans, apparently they’re not the only ones who care about MoveOn.org. (The Blog Report)

Britney Spears must attend parenting class, cut down on the side boobage. (Rock and Roll Daily)

Mitch McConnell raises a glass and toasts, “Gentlemen, to Evil!” and now District residents will never get to vote for someone who’ll completely be in the pockets of corporate money in a week. Also, do you really think D.C. is the place to talk about fashion don’ts? (DCist)