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A Roundup of Morning Roundups

They can pry my sandals from my cold, dead feet. Or wait till it gets cold. (Fishbowl DC)

Private armies still more effective than Democrats. Obama hates on the rich, the Terminator hates on Republicans. Plus, Charlie Sheen‘s middle name is Dangerous. (The Ag)

Blue staters care about Iraq. Red staters care about free Wi-Fi. (Today’s Papers)

Unhealthy emotional investment in voting rights fails to translate into applause for fiscal discipline. Plus, D.C. public schools are not good. (DCist)