A Roundup of Morning Roundups

Hearts are breaking: Both Sen. Warner and Etan Thomas are having cardiac trouble. At least Thomas should be able to get a poem out of it. (DCist )

Ian MacKaye lives on; grammar dies a slow death. This age-old question finally answered: If I were an awards ceremony, what would I wear? (Idolator)

Place not likely to be killed: Texas. Place likely to be killed: Iraq. (Wonkette)

Blackwater CEO makes sweeping statements. Plus, South Korean president puts Kim Jong-il‘s style to shame. (The Ag)