Overheard at Mila, my new favorite Lilly Lily Allen dress-up store. (A sign in the window: TODA ROPA $12.99 O MENOS)

Owner to very pregnant customer as she considers a rack of dresses: “Do you like those? I have them in larger sizes if you like them.”

Very pregnant customer: “Ha. No! That’s what got me in trouble in the first place. Sundresses!”

CORRECTION: Poster Angela Valdez originally misspelled the name Lily Allen.