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A Roundup of Morning Roundups

There’s nothing presidential about the Presidential Inn. It’s shady, it’s unsafe, and it’ll leave you feeling disgusted. Wait, maybe it’s a little presidential. Plus, SmartTrip gets smarter. (DCist)

It just might be possible to be fired for overenthusiasm. And Beyoncé is in denial: thinks she’s a positive influence on the youth. (Rock and Roll Daily)

For those also annoyed by continued frizzy hair from never-ending humidity, things are looking grim. U.N. declares climate change “mega-disaster.” Recommendation to Sen. Larry Craig: Take U.S. flag pin off for mug shots. (The Ag)