The Scene: Third Floor of the new Harman Center for the Arts, the Shakespeare Theatre Company’s new glass-and-steel box directly across from the Verizon Center

The Occasion: Saturday night party for two people proclaiming their love, the first wedding held at what is destined to be one of the District’s great spaces for that sort of thing

Parties Involved: Myself, 12-year-old niece of the bride, excited Caps fan entering a cab after his team wiped the ice with the Carolina Hurricanes

The Incident: Caps fan drops trou and gives the full moon in full view of 12-year-old niece, who then waves at him

Money Quote from 12-Year-Old: “I think he smiled at me.”