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A Roundup of Morning Roundups

Gordon Ramsay gets starred, and Democrats and the British are quitters, but none of that matters because unpleasantness in Pakistan signals end of world. (The Ag)

What the hell is a “basque” anyway? (Polyamorously Perverse)

Boy are a bunch of Republicans gonna be red-faced when Sam Waterston is named AG. Also, Rudy Giuliani spends money like a sailor on that episode of Sex in the City where Samantha did it with two Navy guys. Not that I’ve ever seen the show. (Wonkette)

You know, I’m finding it hard to get excited about an Indians—Red Sox series, even if there’ll finally be playoffs on regular TV. (Game On)