A Roundup of Morning Roundups

What space in my brain is being taken up by the knowledge that oil going over $90 a barrel is bad? Also, French president divorces wife, tiptoes between bedrooms in comically large hallway, and Sam Brownback has less chance of being president than security screeners at airports do of finding bombs in shoes. (The Ag)

It’s raining. Everyone has staph infections. And the lede of the day is…”If there was any doubt left that Greater Southeast Community Hospital is currently the last place you would want to seek medical care if you had a choice, it’s time to erase it from your minds.” Whew! (DCist)

How does one get on the “Johnson Commission” anyway? (Morning Brew)

Britain’s hopes for Euro 2008 depend on the Scots, whose own hopes are to sing “We’re representing Britain and we’re going to do or die, England cannae do it ’cause they didnae qualify” once again. Hope is elusive. (The Daily Fix)