A Roundup of Morning Roundups

God continues to exact revenge on Southern California for continually casting Morgan Freeman to play him. Also, Darfur tragedy attributed to camel dispute, and Kelsey Grammar forced to mumble his serenity prayer in unfamiliar surroundings. (The Ag)

People who used to get music for free (no, not rock critics) angry that they may be going to jail. (Idolator)

Trust in the wisdom of crowds remains absolute, especially as pertains to elections two months away. Also, it’s raining! Which is ironic, because in California, it isn’t. (DCist)

Future plotline all but guaranteed. (Morning Brew)