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By now, it’s like bragging, but we’d rather regard these constant updates about the health of Eastern Motors spokesmodels as proof that there are hazards associated with endorsing our favorite used-car chain (and the source of perhaps the best jingle ever ever ever).

But yesterday, the Redskins announced Sean Taylor would be out “at least two weeks” after spraining his knee just before the wheels came off against the Eagles. Taylor’s injury means that three of the four featured current or former Skins in this one Easterns Training Camp spot—-the Enforcer, the Interceptor and now the Punisher—-are now out with serious boo-boos.

It’s also worth remembering that the fourth, the Predator, sat out the real training camp this summer claiming he was nicked.