I’ve noticed the following sign in the Adams Morgan McDonald’s:

24-Hour Video Surveillance!

Thanks for letting me know.

But is that exclamation point really necessary? Why the enthusiasm? I’m really not all that excited at the prospect of being surveilled while ordering a double cheeseburger (plain) and fries. Maybe it’s meant to be ironic.

If there’s anyone you should be keeping an eye on, McDonald’s, it’s this guy.