People wear scarves because they get cold in and around the neck and lower-face region. People wear vests with pockets because they don’t quite need a full jacket but want some warmth and storage space in and around the torso.

Well, the people at Plow & Hearth apparently thought there was a need for something in between these two fashion staples. And the result is something that the company calls “Functional Neckwear.” Here’s the Plow & Hearth pitch: “Breeze through airport security and keep your hands free with a stylish scarf-like accessory that has more stash slots than a man’s suit jacket.”

Just $39.95.