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Above, please behold the “Day Clock.” Just $39.98, one AA battery not included. Now don’t get me wrong: I know there are people in this world who space out on what day it is. But still, you gotta love the fact that Full of Life, the retailer here, suggests taking the “Day Clock” on “vacations and cruises when it’s easy to lose track of the day.” Really, who’s gonna pack a nearly 10-inch-wide day clock for such occasions?

If that’s not rocking your world, please see the item below it—a strap-on back and shoulder massager, which runs on four AA batteries.