Reagan National Airport, the Washington Post reports, offers the least healthy options among the 15 busiest airports. A study revealed that less than 50 percent of the airport’s eateries offer a healthy meal option.

This slam on our local airport was produced by the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine. A quick scan of the org’s website reveals that we have a few things in common: we both hate diabetes, we both want to take care of hearts in a heart-smart way, and we approve of a vegetarian diet. But I never heard about the need to reform the March of Dimes.

And, frankly, I don’t ever think about eating at Reagan National or any airport. There are certainly bigger issues out there. Especially issues that don’t involve whether cheese is applied to your mushroom sandwich or not.

So please Committee for Responsible Medicine: Find Something Else To Bitch About. And leave the airports alone.