One more surprise from our new owners this week: our new health insurance doesn’t cover birth control. That’s $50 a month (instead of about $30).

But whoa, serendipity! This pile of one-time-use prophylactics has magically appeared in our lounge. Two female condoms, two male condoms and little packet of sugar-free, flavored lube. The ladies left on staff could all have sex once a month on this new plan.