Hey dude, how’s that lump on your head treating you? You might not remember getting the shit kicked out of you by Washington Capitals enforcer Donald Brashear last night, so here’s a little reminder:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2_HEa4bUEA]

Hahah—-pwnt! That looks like it hurt, bro! I like how, at the beginning, you were all “OMG I’m totally going to win this fight! I’m finally going to beat Brashear!,”and then—-right after that—-you got destroyed. I think that’s my favorite part: the whole you-getting-your-ass-kicked thing. (If you’re a total glutton for punishment—-which, apparently, you are—-here’s a slow-motion video of the fight. I suggest fast-forwarding to :48, which is where you get your ass kicked.)

Seriously, Colton Orr, why the hell do you keep trying to start fights with Brashear every time the Rangers play the Caps? You pretty much lose every time, much as you lose at life in general. Maybe, when you’re playing NHL 2008 at home, you’re able to do more than wildly throw a few early punches before Brashear rearranges your virtual face, but don’t you ever get tired of being embarrassed in real life?

Also, I don’t know if you remember this either, but the Caps won 5-4 in overtime last night. You know, after Brashear was done pummeling you.

P.S.: Please tell your teammate Jaromir Jagr that he still sucks balls.