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Okay so yeah, the Caps are still totally in last place in the Eastern Conference. But they are totally not dead last in the NHL.

According to inside sources, when asked about the Washington Capitals, Washington City Paper City Lights Editor Matthew Borlik said, “Fuck yeah, 29th best team in the league! Suck it, L.A. Kings!”