I am now 43 years old, and over those years I’ve fielded my share of gripes, complaints, whining, and so on. But I can’t remember a time when someone complained about dispensing tape. Sure, we’ve all had to roll the dispenser to find the tab and then pull. But Hammacher Schlemmer’s Home Office catalog spies a $30 problem. In other words, enough dough for a lifetime supply of Scotch tape.