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Courtesy of Wilmington, Delaware’s The News Journal:

Urinating man tumbles off overpass into river
By Terri Sanginiti, The News Journal
Posted Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 10:48 am

A 51-year-old Wilmington man who stopped to urinate over an overpass on Del. 141 this morning and toppled 40 feet into the water is being treated at Christiana Hospital for hypothermia, authorities said.

State police spokesman Cpl. Jeff Whitmarsh said the man, identified as Bryan Hildebrand, was on medication and at about 8:42 a.m. had to pull off onto the shoulder of southbound Del. 141 to relieve himself.

As he was standing on the overpass, above the Christina River, a tractor-trailer whizzed by, knocking Hildebrand off balance, Whitmarsh said.

All right—-who’s the funny guy? Whoever it is, urine a lot of trouble!