You have got to feel for the D.C. government employees fired yesterday. Not for being exposed to ridicule for clicking on porn sites every 2.4 minutes, nor for having said sorry habits exposed at a press conference (I’m beginning to think the only thing missing from Fenty’s press conferences is armed guards dragging out a sobbing apparatchik, followed by the sound of a single muffled shot in the corridor).

No, you’ve got to feel for them, because right now they’re the only people in America who wish they worked for the Los Angeles Times.