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There is no shame on the Cleveland Park message board. This—from poster Paul—takes the cake. He writes yesterday:

Before I call a plumber, does anyone have any suggestions for dealing with a stopped toilet that so far has resisted intensive plunging and snaking? Most of the “liqud plumber” concoctions specify not to use them in toilets. I did try one that didn’t; no effect.

Step 2: Anyone have a suggestion for a reliable, reasonable (i.e., inexpensive – ha!) plumber?

Can anyone help this guy out and offer some suggestions on how to fix his clogged toilet?