Slate is reporting that Ralph Nader has formed an exploratory committee. This is what Nader’s website says:

“This is what we are contemplating.

Something new.

Something big.

Something bold.

Something that works.

Something that will prod young and old alike.

To join in a mass push back against the corporate powers that are dictating our future.”

If you donate $300 to his campaign, you will get some Michael Moore DVDs and some other shit. It’s like a PBS pledge drive. Only instead of quality programing, your money funds his ego. And we get to see his tired ass trolling college campuses talking about the time he invented seatbelts. Please explain why Nader won’t stop running for president.