The phenomena known as 2 Girls 1 Cup has finally become essay worthy. Slate weighs in with a short piece plus slideshow. Having actually watched 2 Girls 1 Cup, my reaction—from what I can recall—was as follows:

*Scene of turd exiting butt into cup=1 dry heave. *Scene of turd cup being slurped by zombie girl=1 gasp. *All scenes involving vomiting turds and/or regular vomit and/or vomit transfers: 1 dry heave and 1 watering of the eyes while dry heaving. Plus 1 scream.

The best reaction video I’ve seen: A video of Kermit watching 2 Girls 1 Cup. It’s almost as offensive as the actual video so don’t watch this at work.