Steve Spagnuolo is staying with the Giants. None of the other candidates who have already been interviewed had any WOW! to ’em before Spags declined the Redskins job, and now they all look like leftovers.

The situation is so dire, only throwing Burgundy-and-Gold sentimentality at the fans can save Dan Snyder from an offseason of bashing from his customer base.

That leaves either Russ Grimm, a beloved Hog who reportedly hasn’t been interviewed, or, even better the same guy who saved Snyder four years ago as the Steve Spurrier era ended…

Joe Gibbs, come on back down!

But seriously: How’s Snyder going to rescue himself?

And, hasn’t the Redskins offseason once again provided more entertainment than any in-season since Snyder took over?