I’ve been perusing Craigslist hoping to find some affordable Radiohead tickets. I know, but I’m trying to be optimistic. And what I’ve found is exactly what you’d expect: Selfish assholes who are creating angry assholes. Here’s a couple of my favorites:

Selling 2 Radiohead Pit tickets. The only shot you have at being front row. Asking 300 a ticket OBO NICE AD U FCKIN IDIOT THESE ARE 61 DOLLAR TICKETS GET A LIFE U FCKIN MORON

and

i just want to say that each and every one of you jerks trying to make a huge profit on radiohead tickets deserve whatever bad karma you have coming to you. i truly hate you, scalpers.

and

I have two tickets to the spice girls section 121 row M on Thursday. I am willing to sell just 1 for $150 or both for $299. These seats are right near the stage! I am also willing to swap these (1 or 2) for equally good seats for Bon Jovi or Radiohead pit.

OK, there’s nothing asshole-ish about that last one. But it’s just amazing that the Spice Girls and Radiohead are in the same post. So, in conclusion, stop hogging all the tickets and get a fucking job, assholes. Hmm, maybe blogging makes you an asshole, too.