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Some smarty has started a petition to get Google Maps to add a “Bike There” feature that would allow those of us on two wheels to get there without ending up on a freeway. (Which is what happened to me when I first moved here and took my scooter on “Pennsylvania Avenue” toward Accokeek. Turns into a freaking highway! But it’s still called “avenue!”) I do ride a bike, too.